This classic diner has been serving Portsmouth from this exact spot since 1974. Sure, you could stop in for lunch. But an order of Chili Cheese Fries, a loaded steamed dog, or the self-proclaimed “best burger in town,” tastes better if you have to work for it: Hit the bars for a few hours, wait in line with rowdy patrons, and order from the take-no-prisoners night-shift staff. Grab a handful of napkins, eat the messy-by-necessity meal standing up in the parking lot, and head back into the night.